Real chat records

I saw such a thing on the Internet some time ago.

When entering the subway, the boyfriend quickly covered his girlfriend with his coat and said:

“Hide quickly!”

“What’s wrong?”

“Be careful not to be discovered, because you can’t enter the subway.”

“Why?”

“It is forbidden to carry flammable and explosive items in the subway. You are so cute!”

To get along with girls, you need to pay attention to skills:

And the skill of “humor” is precisely the most provocative. Sometimes one sentence is enough to make a girl climax!

However, some self-righteous humor makes girls want to block you in a minute.

Today, let me talk to you about the “correct posture” of humor!

Fasten your seat belts and get ready for class!

Key points before class:

The theme of our class is humor, but the fundamental purpose is to “pick up girls”!

Everyone actually understands the basic theory of humor, but not everyone can do it well in practice.

Then, I will teach you how to deal with various “emergencies” humorously, from chatting to dating.

When many brothers chat with girls, the girls don’t respond well. This is because your chat does not mobilize the girl’s emotions, which makes the girl feel that chatting with you is boring, and slowly she will not reply to you, or even block you. After this happens, don’t mention how depressed it is. Here I introduce you to a magical tool for flirting with girls, called ~~~ Big Boy Secret Technique, which can be found in WeChat’s search. Whenever you chat with a girl, open this WeChat applet, put the girl’s words into it and search, it will tell you how to reply to the girl, and there are also a lot of practical chat cases and tutorials for getting rid of singles to learn. The brothers’ response is good. Now when I chat with girls, I can basically take them home smoothly. You know. With this magic tool, it’s easy to flirt with a girl and get rid of singles.

Chatting

“Chatting” means actively communicating with strangers.

Whether you can leave a good impression on a girl and finally keep her contact information depends on the art of humorous pick-up.

Static scene simulation: “Sitting in a cafe and finding a girl that makes your heart beat”

“Still”, such as sitting, people will have a sense of belonging to an area, and this area is my space. So when you feel disgusted by being picked up, you often won’t take the initiative to leave.

In this case, you will be given more time and opportunities.

“Hi, is anyone here?”

“No.”

(The target will usually think you’re just going to get a chair)

Wrong example: “Can I sit here and chat for a few minutes?”

(In this case, the probability of agreeing to let you sit down is extremely low, unless you are extremely good-looking.)

Correct example: “I’m so sorry to bother you. I just lost the truth or dare game with my friends, and they punished me to find the kindest and most beautiful girl in the store and sit with her for a while.”

(Low risk, high reward. They often won’t leave, nor will they chase you away immediately. Then just introduce yourself normally and talk about your interests and hobbies, and everything will go as you wish.)

Dynamic scene simulation: Find a girl who makes your heart beat on the road

Unlike the static sitting state, the moving state is easy to move away immediately after a little disgust. So you have to work harder on the routine.

“Hi, hello.”

“Well, what’s up?”

(Confused, if this answer is not a rejection)

“Nothing, I just want to chat with you while walking.”

(Frank tone)

“Why?”

(Curious, with a little opposition)

Wrong example: “Because I think you look…”

(Serious attempt, making the girl alert and ultimately failed)

Correct example: “Well, the temperature is a little low today, I think if I talk to you, it will definitely make me nervous, so I won’t be afraid of the cold.”

(Humorous answer, will make the girl think you are not a bad person and arouse some interest)

Usually, as long as you don’t look “vulgar” when you say these words. Then if she laughs, the next thing is basically done.

Of course, if she doesn’t laugh, you’d better retreat quickly…

Bold, careful, thick-skinned.

You should learn to observe details, cleverly use the surrounding environment, and bravely approach.

Don’t have too strong a purpose, because your eyes will betray you. Face the girl with a normal heart, starting from knowing each other, don’t fantasize about unreliable things.

Call or chat on WeChat

I believe everyone still has the basic knowledge of picking up girls on WeChat:

“If the girl doesn’t reply to you, don’t bombard her with messages!”

When you think you know her habits and hobbies, you can start trying to “ask her out”.

Invitation scenario simulation: Asking for dinner alone

Eating is one of the best ways to take the relationship to the next level, and it is more acceptable to girls than asking them to go out or go shopping. But the premise is to give the girl “enough time to prepare”.